SAAAM! DEAAAN! CAAAS!

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

groovychainsaws:

American education

groovychainsaws:

American education

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ceci-nest-pas-une-ecrivain:

I love how the Naruto fandom tries to pigeonhole Sakura into the tsundere archetype when this guy…

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… is the real tsundere of Team Seven.

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sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

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Everyone hail the Pumpkin King now.

(Source: disneyyandmore)

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disneyprincesschandler:

disneyaddictgirl:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

If it wasn’t for him being a attempted murderer they would be a cute couple

Minor issues

#so he’s a bit of a fixer upper

disneyprincesschandler:

disneyaddictgirl:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

If it wasn’t for him being a attempted murderer they would be a cute couple

Minor issues

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